New parents are full of stories about baby parenting. We can go into lurid details on everything related to our lives as parents. Then, as if that is not enough, we start describing the birthing process in graphic detail.
We just can't stop talking about the baby. Small as it is, it dominates every conversation that we new parents might have. That's how a baby can change your life.
If the very thought of having a baby gives you cold feet, you will love the baby quotes below.
Leo J. Burke
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Douglas Feaver
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Kin Hubbard
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Elizabeth Stone
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
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