Not on my birthday, please?

Mummy told me that she'll be induced on week 38, which is my birthday week! I must talk to baby and ask him not to come out on my birthday, I want my own birth-date!

BTW, I've decided what to name 弟弟 , now waiting for mummy and daddy's approval.

Smart Alec

Tricia: Mummy, Matteus always beat me.
Me: Did you tell the teacher?
Tricia: Yes, but he still beat me.
Me: Then next time he comes near you you walk away.
Tricia: But he always like to come near me.
Me: Why?
Tricia: Because he likes me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh, I have to deal with BGR issues so soon???!!!!!

Side note: I was asking papa how to spell mattheus, is it M-A-T-T-I-U-S?
Tricia: No, it's E-U-S.
(I wonder if she really knows!!!!)

Am I raising a tyrant here?

My scadey cat has blossomed into a social butterfly. When she was younger, she used to just stand aside and watch others play. When invited to join in the fun, she would pull 1of us along and make us accompany her.

At a recent dinner party, after her dinner, she left the room on her own and went to join a group of children who were playing amongst themselves.

After a few seconds of warm up, she began to give instructions "you are the sheep, you are the cow, you are the dog etc, now we go......" and acted like the ring leader! Mind you she's the youngest in the group! Good
thing is that the jie jies in the group are very well-mannered and good natured, they gave in to her ludicrous requests and played along.

I hope they had fun, I know she did!

Terrorising a 1-day old $200k+ convertible!

Lesson learned, I hope!

Had to do some work one Sat so brought cupcake to the office. Needing a
toilet break, I brought her along with me to the ladies. She insisted on
going into a cubicle herself and asked me to wait outside. I knew there
were no one else in the office so I agreed and went to use the next
cubicle, not before specifically telling her not to lock the door.

And yes, you guessed it right, the naughty one locked herself in and
started hallowing! I was ready to climb (or rather get the daddy to climb)
over the cubicle but thank God she managed to unlock the door.

Well, lesson learned...for the mommy :- never assume she will obey
....for the baby :- never to lock the door

Oh no, not another Audi?

Sam Seng Kia

Like that how to be Miss Universe?

Marina Barrage